*hires cr1tikal to be my wedding officiant*
what’s up everybody it’s cr1tikal, i now pronounce you husband and wife, lets do this shit
They put Sherlock in a room full of women and made him say “not you” ten times and then, later in the episode he said “you, it’s always you John Watson” BUT in case people had not catch on yet they made him fake date an attractive woman and never sleep with her and some people are still like “I think he has a crush on Molly/Irene/Janine”.
Cr1tikal: *look at death itself in the face*
Cr1tikal: *monotone sarcastic voice voice* oh no..
I am bad at Japanese this has been decided.
It just occurred to me that the only reason people think Cas is this submissive baby in a trench coat is because Dean has him completely whipped.
I mean, Castiel is this bad ass warrior angel, whose name actually strikes fear and awe in the supernatural community but when it comes to Dean…
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
when is the best time to post my new chapter? when are most people online?
I’m actually super impatient so I’m just gonna post it now
Good plan, best plan, supreme rockin plan
First day of University selfie :D I am really tired and I don’t care much but at least I look funky fresh
i’M SO SICK OF THIS MENTALITY THAT’S SWALLOWED 90% OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION THAT IT’S CUTE TO HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM AND BE SAD BECAUSE IT’S ALL GOOD SOMEONE’S GONNA COME SAVE YOU BC NO SHUT UP IT’S NOT CUTE TO HATE YOURSELF OR HURT YOURSELF LIKE THESE ARE ACTUAL PROBLEMS THAT YOU NEED TO SOLVE AND NO ONE IS COMING TO SAVE YOU IT’S ALL ON YOU
This was so beautiful that I had to put it up on my wall and examine it as if it were an exquisite piece of art.
"Manpain" by Anonymous
Above we have a quintessential example of early 21st Century prose by an aggrieved man. The author of this piece is unknown, but we can surmise by his inability to properly say “shit” to a woman and his assurance that he likes “admirable” female characters that he is most likely a “Nice Guy.”
The anonymous author employs deliberate obtuseness in order to provoke a reaction from his audience. Notice how he pretends no British individual supports the idea of a woman portraying the Doctor, despite clear evidence to the contrary, even amongst actors who have portrayed the titular character on the show. Then there is the stunning self-centeredness regarding his perception of third wave feminism; he is only interested in equality it grants him the “right” to hit the women whose arguments make him so incoherently angry that he is unable to rationally reply.
His final challenge attempts to trap the reader. Do we respond and grant him the audience and validation he so desperately seeks, or do we ignore him and let him believe he has won? But perhaps we have a third option: to turn the focus back on him and examine how his comments display his deep insecurity in his own sense of masculinity, something he feels can only be reclaimed by challenging a girl on the internet to a fight and preemptively declaring victory because he fears he cannot engage with her on an intellectual level.
a work of goddamn art oh my god
i can’t imagine someone ever looking at me and getting butterflies that just doesn’t happen
- platinum blonde hair
- silvery-grey eyes
- hella rich
- stuck up and entitled
- wears a lot of black
- big on family
- very attractive
- huge pissbaby
- completely a momma’s boy
- Draco Malfoy
what she says: I’m fine
what she means: all i want is to see is maleficent and diaval have a cute little wedding in the moors and for diaval to say in his vows that he promises maleficent to stay by her side for the rest of his life and maleficent getting teary eyed but vehemently denying that she was crying and wow everything hurts again